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Song Parodies -> "German Quad Laser- New"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"German Quad Laser- New"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Rheinmetall AG has introduced what is being called a Laser Gatling Gun for deployment. It is basically 4 HELs (High Energy Lasers) mounted on a turret that can rotate 360o. Each is 20 Kw, but they all fire at once to form a single 80 Kw beam capable of bringing down drones, low-flying aircraft, missiles, mortar shells, or can be used as a blinding laser against ships or aircraft. It is being built for ships with a land based variant for stationary units or future armor along with a quad MLRS vehicle capable of firing 400 rockets at once to saturate an area!!!
German Quad Laser- new
HELs refined
20 Kw for each to use
Circular rotating
80 Kw beam making
Drones can't withstand it
Low aircraft comin' down
Missiles and mortars explodin'
Blinding light all around
German Quad Laser- new
HELs refined
Beams align
Sea or land use
Stationary or cruise
Energy firing smooth
Made by Rheinmetall
Thousand meter range, air
A little longer at sea
A new burning hell
Fury
German Quad Laser-new
HELs refined
(21st century weaponry)
HELs refined
20 Kw for each to use
Circular rotating
80 Kw beam making
Drones can't withstand it
Low aircraft comin' down
Missiles and mortars explodin'
Blinding light all around
German Quad Laser- new
HELs refined
Beams align
Sea or land use
Stationary or cruise
Energy firing smooth
Made by Rheinmetall
Thousand meter range, air
A little longer at sea
A new burning hell
Fury
German Quad Laser-new
HELs refined
(21st century weaponry)
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Maybe someone will come up with a small pocket version for taking out drones spying on people's backyards. Quieter than a shotgun.
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