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Song Parodies -> "German Quad Laser- New"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"German Quad Laser- New"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Rheinmetall AG has introduced what is being called a Laser Gatling Gun for deployment. It is basically 4 HELs (High Energy Lasers) mounted on a turret that can rotate 360o. Each is 20 Kw, but they all fire at once to form a single 80 Kw beam capable of bringing down drones, low-flying aircraft, missiles, mortar shells, or can be used as a blinding laser against ships or aircraft. It is being built for ships with a land based variant for stationary units or future armor along with a quad MLRS vehicle capable of firing 400 rockets at once to saturate an area!!!
German Quad Laser- new
HELs refined

20 Kw for each to use
Circular rotating
80 Kw beam making

Drones can't withstand it
Low aircraft comin' down
Missiles and mortars explodin'
Blinding light all around

German Quad Laser- new
HELs refined
Beams align

Sea or land use
Stationary or cruise
Energy firing smooth
Made by Rheinmetall
Thousand meter range, air
A little longer at sea
A new burning hell

German Quad Laser-new
HELs refined
(21st century weaponry)

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Patrick - April 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Maybe someone will come up with a small pocket version for taking out drones spying on people's backyards. Quieter than a shotgun.

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