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Song Parodies -> "What to Do with the Jews?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"What to Do with the Jews?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Before the Final Solution in 1942, two other solutions were planned. One to ship them to Vichy Madagascar and the other to Siberia. Both failed due to losses in the Battle of Britain and attempted Battle of Moscow (they got to within 10 miles in December '41). This parody deals with the former plan...
What to do with the Jews?
Since '39*

The SS had an idea for review
Send 'em to an island
1 mil/yr, 4 years, Vichy complyin'

Loss of BoB postponed it
Another solution to be found
Send 'em to Siberia
But the Red Winter Offensive shot that down
No other solution found (for resettlement)

Came '42
Brit "Ironclad" too**
"Streamline Jane" to boot***
Valentine's and Tetrarchs at play****
Thousands of troops were there
Fighting valiantly
French surrendered as always!!!

What to do with the Jews?
Over time?
(The Final Solution killed them anyway)
* Although the Madagascar Project originated in June 1940, the Poles had the same plan since 1937 with Polish Jews. It became Germany's problem when the war commenced in 1939.
** Operation Ironclad was the beginning of the British invasion of Madagascar
*** Operation Streamline Jane was the second part of the island invasion
**** British tanks. One of only two Tetrarch major operations in WW2

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 15

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Disappointed - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
A bit of history about unrealized plans substituted with bad pacing into a nondescript OS, and with footnotes required to understand it. Sorry, this is not a parody.
Approves - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
^ quick, ship this guy to Hoboken, NJ!
Patrick - March 17, 2017 - Report this comment
There was a plan to send some European Jews to Japan. The Japanese had an aversion to all foreigners, but apparently no greater aversion to Jews than any other gaijin. The book is "The Fugu Plan" by Marvin Tokayer.

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