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Song Parodies -> "Some Things You Shouldn't Do"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Some Things You Shouldn't Do"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some top dares people have taken that are bad.
Some things you shouldn't do
'tho not a crime

Smear your face with doggie doo
Toilet water drinkin'
What were you thinkin'?

Another is eating puke
Or mailing used tampons 'round
Someone took a drink of pee
Parkour stairs, fell to the ground!

Some things you shouldn't do
'tho not a crime
You'll find

Sugar snoots
Streaking routes
Eat bugs... 1...2
Mound of peppers, no water there
Knock hornets nest
Insert snake into ****y
Elevator, no underwear

Depravity
Some things you shouldn't do
'tho not a crime
(Hope they all did it for money)
I've done 5 of these things! Most kids (or boys) will do at least 3. How many have YOU done?

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