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Song Parodies -> "The Grossest Vegan Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Grossest Vegan Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Link below, judge for yourself!!!
The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime

Pepito looks like poop sandwich goo
Don't know what's in it
Looks like someone sh-t it!

Vegan mousse- wanna vomit
Who'd want to gulp it down?
Looks like fertilizer
Fresh crap to plant in ground!

The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime
Unfit to dine

Vegan pizza
Diarrhea? (Topping)
Don't wanna eat ya
Stuff looks like doggie sick
Vegan carrot cake- toilet prepared?
Looks like a log, tough dare
Vegan bangers look like d-ck!
In mash, Euro-turd thick...

This food is obscene
The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime
(Strawberry rice Krispy treat looks like a bloody bowel movement thing!)
https://www.google.com/amp/s/meatcandy.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/top-ten-vegan-foods-that-look-like-poop/amp/

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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Mr. Meaty - December 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Yuck factor 10!

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