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Song Parodies -> "In Search of the Momo"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"In Search of the Momo"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 500th parody this year! This is a cryptid very similar to the Sasquatch, Big Foot, and Southern Skunk Apes. It was first sighted in 1971 in Missouri and became known as the Missouri Monster or Momo for short. It stands 7' high, has enlarged hands and feet, is covered in black matted long hair, and stinks badly. It travels by water. Nevermore Toys made an action figure of it in the '70s.
In search of the Momo
Cross state lines
Put off a stench that'd make you puke
Rotted flesh smell
Stagnant water mix hell
Picnickers dreaded it
It let out a weird howl
Advanced towards them
Looked evil and foul
(Big at 7 ft tall)
In search of the Momo
Cross state lines
Not identified
Matte fur
Photo blurs
So obscure
Resident of the Show-Me State
Dead dogs found here and there
Dead things in trees
Some things the Momo ate...???
A mystery
In search of the Momo
Cross state lines
(Looks like a Big Foot or Yeti)
Cross state lines
Put off a stench that'd make you puke
Rotted flesh smell
Stagnant water mix hell
Picnickers dreaded it
It let out a weird howl
Advanced towards them
Looked evil and foul
(Big at 7 ft tall)
In search of the Momo
Cross state lines
Not identified
Matte fur
Photo blurs
So obscure
Resident of the Show-Me State
Dead dogs found here and there
Dead things in trees
Some things the Momo ate...???
A mystery
In search of the Momo
Cross state lines
(Looks like a Big Foot or Yeti)
Action figure; http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dqgYuq2WPOU/VC3hy90tntI/AAAAAAAAKHM/75aBR_xfvig/s1600/IMG_4258.JPG
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I see a few tall smelly critters with long, matted hair on the Missouri side, but nothing to make an action figure out of. Ever see "The Legend of Boggy Creek"? Similar hominid, (the Fouke Monster) from Arkansas.
Nope, but I'll look that up. I was disappointed that the "Man-thing" movie was such a POS! One of my favorite odd comic characters from the '70s.
This was monstrously funny!
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