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Song Parodies -> "Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Pro+ democracy Social Democrat group that opposed both the Communists (RGB) and the Nazi SA. Survived from 1924-33. Nazis destroyed them. The name means Black, Red, Gold Banner of the Reich. Similar to Bundesrepublik flag, but older Adler in middle.
Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold
Years 9

Weimar Social Democrat views
No Red Commies
No SA Nazis

Pacifists turned militants
Ordered, armed, plans sound
But Reds and Nazis hated them
Massive clashes, very large armed crowds

Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold
Years 9
Persecuted, died

Carried .32s*
Resistance too
Lots of them were Jews
We're crushed by Hitler's ways
Concentration camps, there
Execution sprees
But some fought internally

Their fight was good
Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold
Tyranny defied
(Some managed to survive WW2)
* the arm of choice was the Arminius Pirkert .32 4-round revolver:

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Patrick - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Ipasoy's here daily! I'll have to look up that Pickert revolver. Most European pocket revolvers of the era could not compare to the US Iver Johnson or H&R. The Euro guns used to turn up rather often at gun shows, but rarely in working order. The H&R and IJ revolvers are fairly easy to work on, but there are no parts for the pre-war Pickert, Hubertus, Armenius and the like.
Rob Arndt - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Patrick, I would expect the same for the Mauser 1910 in 6.35mm or the Mauser 1914 and 1934 in 7.65mm! The latter issued to the Kriegsmarine...
Patrick - October 13, 2016 - Report this comment
The little Mausers are strange to operate. Especially the locking slide with no release lever. I checked out a reference I saw in the novel "If I Die On The Jersey Front". A kidnapper took the heroine's 1914 Mauser. Unfamiliar with it, he had is finger on the trigger as he inserted a loaded magazine. The pistol fired and shot him dead. I tried that at the auction house and I was able to get the firing pin to drop on at least one occasion as magazine went in. Not all of them would do that, but the writer did know something about the mechanism. Also saw a 6.35mm that belonged to a USAAF pilot stationed in India during WWII. Even had the appropriate (British) Arms Licence for it.

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