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Song Parodies -> "Messin' with the Sequels"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Messin' with the Sequels"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Am still annoyed with J.J. Abrams messing with the SW family storyline concerning Kylo Ren and Rey...
Messin' with the sequels
VII thru IX

Be careful with the things you do
Rey- Skywalker or Solo?
Read the books? You should KNOW!

The details should matter
No "Ben" Solo is found
The WAS a Ben Skywalker
But Leia had TWINS spread around
(Rey's separation is profound)

Messin' with the sequels
VII thru IX
Truth to lies?

Leia had two
Jacen & Jaina we knew
Later, Annakin too
Those were Leia's children
In VII, Jacen was aware
Rey (Jaina) sister had awakening
So what's with this "Ben?"

Same age are these two
Messin' with the sequels
Truth to lies?
(Falcon ALSO on Jakku)

AT-AT leaves us clues
Rebel helmet and Rey's doll as proof*


* Jaina Solo had her mother's Force ability as well as supreme flight skills. In the AT-AT we see her with the Rebel fighter helmet and fighter pilot doll she made. She immediately knows the Falcon controls and by the end sorta inherits it from Han per the job he gave her. Too many coincidences not to be Jaina Solo. The vision she saw with Luke's light saber doesn't make her a Skywalker but Luke's neice and her brother Kylo (Jacen) is in it too with the inevitable family confrontation. The twins were born 5 years after EP VI, so at BBE plus 30 years makes them both 25. Because of Luke's dark side, maybe Abrams will change the families so that the Solos adopted Ben Skywalker to protect him as Luke lives in isolation. Anyway, Rey should be Leia's daughter one way or the other. But how could Leia not recognize her since she still has the Force? Hope J.J. doesn't screw things up further.

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Rob Arndt - May 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Rumor mill: Admiral Daala might be in Ep.IX. If so, the Sun Crusher is coming!!! Who do they want to play her? Angelina Jolie!!!
Rob Arndt - May 04, 2016 - Report this comment
It should also be noted that it was wife Mara Jade Skywalker that had Ben Skywalker. She also trained Jaina as Jedi and was killed by Jacen Solo! WTF is J.J. Abrams doing???

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