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Song Parodies -> "Cop vs UFO"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Cop vs UFO"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
In 1979, Officer Val Johnson was patrolling at night when he saw a peculiar beam of light following the road up ahead. He went to investigate, but his patrol car became engulfed by the light and Val blacked out for 39 minutes. When he awoke, his windshield, front light and top light were shattered and his aerial antenna bent. His watch and patrol clock were both slow 19 minutes, and Val had brusing on his body as well as heat burns around his eyes. He reported the incident which turned into a circus. His vehicle is still on display somewhere as found. No repairs.
Cop vs UFO
'79
Beam of light in view
On the road
Hit! Overload!
Val Johnson couldn't stand it
Light heat all around
Broken windshield, lights, bent antenna
Was 39 minutes down
(Watch and prowler clock 19 mins slow, was found)
Cop vs UFO
'79
Sioux Falls line*
Cop was bruised
Eye burns too
Distraught, confused
UFO nuts went crazy
He didn't care
About publicity
To him everything was hazy!
Proof of E.T.?
Cop vs UFO
'79
(Some think hoax, used on tv**)
'79
Beam of light in view
On the road
Hit! Overload!
Val Johnson couldn't stand it
Light heat all around
Broken windshield, lights, bent antenna
Was 39 minutes down
(Watch and prowler clock 19 mins slow, was found)
Cop vs UFO
'79
Sioux Falls line*
Cop was bruised
Eye burns too
Distraught, confused
UFO nuts went crazy
He didn't care
About publicity
To him everything was hazy!
Proof of E.T.?
Cop vs UFO
'79
(Some think hoax, used on tv**)
* Used in "Fargo TV series Season 1" Episode 9
** " Fargo Season 2" prequel actually ties in the Val Johnson UFO with a spectacular shootout at the Motor Motel in Episode 9!
** " Fargo Season 2" prequel actually ties in the Val Johnson UFO with a spectacular shootout at the Motor Motel in Episode 9!
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