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Song Parodies -> "New Coke to Make You Drool"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"New Coke to Make You Drool"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Coming in next year or two..
New Coke to make you drool
'Bout time!
Pepsi Perfect was the cue
"Future" revelation
Sparked Coke motivation
The public demands it
Alternatives abound
But hey, Coke is Coke
Most recognized brand around
(All over the world, from town to town)
New Coke to make you drool
'Bout time
New design
Auto-lace shoes?
Hoverboard news!
Pepsi Perfect blues...
"Back to the Future" missed one
Competitor flair
Coke supremacy
Mystic Coke in the air
New bottle, Gen 3
New Coke to make you drool
'Bout time
(Something tasty, better than Pepsi)
'Bout time!
Pepsi Perfect was the cue
"Future" revelation
Sparked Coke motivation
The public demands it
Alternatives abound
But hey, Coke is Coke
Most recognized brand around
(All over the world, from town to town)
New Coke to make you drool
'Bout time
New design
Auto-lace shoes?
Hoverboard news!
Pepsi Perfect blues...
"Back to the Future" missed one
Competitor flair
Coke supremacy
Mystic Coke in the air
New bottle, Gen 3
New Coke to make you drool
'Bout time
(Something tasty, better than Pepsi)
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The last time they tried "New Coke" it was a public relations fiasco. All it was was a switch from real sugar to corn syrup. The transition was not completed in some markets before "Classic Coke" was restored. Grocery stores in Kansas City sell Mexican Coca-Cola, Sprite, and Fanta under the slogan "El sabor del hogar" (The Taste of Home). Do you have those little 5 or 6 ounce metal bottles out there in California? Kind of expensive compared to regular cans or plastic bottles. Not sure what the idea is behind those things.
I have no idea what will be in Mystic Coke but the ingredients added to Pepsi Perfect were to be vitamins or energy stimulants! Yes, in Cali we have all the weird sodas and accompanying weird bottles.
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