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Song Parodies -> "Weird French Chain Gun Guycot"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Weird French Chain Gun Guycot"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The first chain rifle for the British was the 1854 Treeby with external chain exposed and complicated mechanisms that doomed it to failure. Borrowing from this concept were various Harmonica guns made in Europe and US which failed too. Paulin Gay and Henri Guernot, however, wanted to improve the rifle version with an internal chain mag made up of cups holding the 6mm rounds, hollowed out and filled with powder and pellet. It had a long external octagonal barrel that held an internal movable barrel which aligned itself with the first cup of the 80 Rd chain. When charged, the firing pin retracted and barrel secured. Then the firer could shoot all 80 rds as fast as possible. Proved impractical and caused finger and hand injury. And of course, reloading was a bear! The French design was rejected by the British Army and so was proposed to the French and German Armies. Germany helped design a pistol version with 40 rds of 6.5mm, but it went nowhere. The Henry Rifle repeater with 16 rounds was uncomplicated and reliable while Mauser moved towards the K98. An odd rifle, no one knows how many were made.
Weird French chain gun Gutcot
1879

Inventors P. Gay and H. Guenot
Inner chain revolved around
Carry cups, 80 rounds!

Took time for loading it
First cup aligned with conical round
Inner barrel retracted for fit
Long firing pin pulled back, locked down
(Once fired, pin into hole in cup, pellet found)

Weird French chain gun Guycot
1879
British declined

Time to load, crude
Inner belt often moved
Trigger pull, finger abused
Left the hand numb
Hard to repair
Reloads not easy
Compared to Henry seemed dumb

Did not succeed
Weird French chain gun Guycot
British declined
(40 rd pistol version, 6.5(mm), Germany)

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Patrick - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
A couple years ago I saw an ad for a pellet rifle that used some sort of web belt to hold 100 rounds. Didn't look too practical. Maxim finally improved on the idea with the gas or recoil operated automatic machine gun.
Rob Arndt - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Maxim only had one of the first good automatic MGs that was commercially successful- he didn't invent the modern MG. There were volley fire weapons, Gatlings, Gardners, and the Nordenfelt invented by a Swedish designer. Even Germans had hand cranked Den Helder which is little-known. Even within 5 years of the Maxim was the Colt Model1895 MG. WW1 introduced Hotchkiss, Madsen, German MG-15 and by 1918 Germany had aerial motorguns firing 1400 rpm while the Gast Gun with interlocking mechanism and twin drums fired 1600 rpm. Germany went on to develop the first GPMG, the MG-34 and had both the MG-42 at 1300 rpm and MG-81 at 1600 rpm. Groups of MG-81s gave Stukas gun pods firing 4800 rpm and the SaMaKa of 8x MG-81s fired 12,800 rpm for Luftwaffe airfield AA defense!!!

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