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Song Parodies -> "Speederbike MASE P2"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Speederbike MASE P2"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The US and British Armies are cooperating on a hoverbike very similar to the "Return of the Jedi" Imperial 74-Z speederbikes in the forests of Endor. The Malloy Aerospace and SURVICE Engineering (MASE) P2 is a quad disc rotor design with wide saddle big enough to carry 3 men or a single soldier with 300 lbs of gear or supplies. It can be used for SAR, Recon, and Tactical use although no weapons have been fitted yet. Was tried as bi-rotor but safer and more stable as quad rotor. Can also be remote controlled and be used as low altitude UAV.
Speederbike MASE P2
Brought to life
Star Wars approved
74-Z inspiration
Miltech realization
Quad disc rotor management
TRV* sound
For recon or replenishment
Rescue or SF bound
(A curious way to get around)
Speederbike MASE P2
Brought to life
Joint surprise
Excellent view
Low sound too
Military mule
Can go air**, land, sea
Loads to bear
Possible MGs
This new hovering Jeep
We will see
Speederbike MASE P2
Brought to life
(Better than the off-road Vs***)
Brought to life
Star Wars approved
74-Z inspiration
Miltech realization
Quad disc rotor management
TRV* sound
For recon or replenishment
Rescue or SF bound
(A curious way to get around)
Speederbike MASE P2
Brought to life
Joint surprise
Excellent view
Low sound too
Military mule
Can go air**, land, sea
Loads to bear
Possible MGs
This new hovering Jeep
We will see
Speederbike MASE P2
Brought to life
(Better than the off-road Vs***)
* Terrain Roving Vehicle
** low altitudes only
*** Vehicles
** low altitudes only
*** Vehicles
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