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Song Parodies -> "Filthy Celebs- Who Knew?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Filthy Celebs- Who Knew?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I already covered Jessica Simpson, so here are more disgusting celebs with poor hygiene and poor lifestyles.
Filthy celebs- who knew?
Bad hygiene, grime!
Gross!

Cameron Diaz stinks, wild pubes
Wears clothes for days
Ugly pit stains!

Christina Aguilera unsanitary
Doesn't wash hands, foul!
Shakes fans hands with gunk
That's how germs are spread around!
(Has BO too, but still acts proud)

Filthy celebs- who knew?
Bad hygiene, grime!
Blows the mind (with all that money)

Doesn't shower blues (Julia Roberts)
Doesn't flush news (Megan Fox)
Hillbilly crude (Britney Spears)
Brad & Angelina live like hobos
And they don't care
About being cleanly
'Cause on-screen they steal the show!

Just beastly!
Filthy celebs- who knew?
Pigstyle life
(Their groomers say they reek, live poorly)
Note: May do the male celeb version as well!

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