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Song Parodies -> "A Clever Horse- Who Knew?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"A Clever Horse- Who Knew?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Muhamed was a German horse of the early 20th century that had the ability to read, do simple math, distinguish between harmony and discord, and communicate with his master about other animals and groomers through demonstrative actions! Raised by Karl Krall, the horse was evaluated by psychologists and scientists alike that validated his abilities. Sadly, Muhamed served the German Army in WW1 and perished.
A clever Horse- who knew?
Used mind and hooves
Reading and math he could do
Left hoof for tens
Right hoof for ones!
The scientists all laughed
Krall signalling proved wrong
Muhamed passed all the tests
His calculations never wrong
(Could communicate through actions strong)
A clever horse- who knew?
Abilities proved
Crowds were moved
Point and move
Count with hooves
Actions proved
The horse was humanized
But then came war
Served German Army
On the battlefield he died
Smartest horse ever?
A clever horse- who knew?
Elberfeld's pride
(All due to his master)
RIP Muhamed...
Used mind and hooves
Reading and math he could do
Left hoof for tens
Right hoof for ones!
The scientists all laughed
Krall signalling proved wrong
Muhamed passed all the tests
His calculations never wrong
(Could communicate through actions strong)
A clever horse- who knew?
Abilities proved
Crowds were moved
Point and move
Count with hooves
Actions proved
The horse was humanized
But then came war
Served German Army
On the battlefield he died
Smartest horse ever?
A clever horse- who knew?
Elberfeld's pride
(All due to his master)
RIP Muhamed...
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