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Song Parodies -> "Tech Soldier- Ratnik 2"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Tech Soldier- Ratnik 2"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Russian forces start work on new Supersoldier gear!
Tech soldier- Ratnik 2
Next Gen line
Electrofiber Suits
Pattern rearrangin'
Multicolor changin'
Nano Armor for hard use
Lighter but still strong
Greater overall protection
NATO rounds bounce right off
(Structurally more tough)
Tech soldier- Ratnik 2
About time
By 2025???
PKP shoots
7.62 (mm)
AK-12 too
GM 94 pump grenade launcher
Personal drones in air
Robots? Many!
Integrated warfare!
9th Gen optics and Kord
Tech soldier- Ratnik 2
It's about time
(But will Russia be able to afford?)
Next Gen line
Electrofiber Suits
Pattern rearrangin'
Multicolor changin'
Nano Armor for hard use
Lighter but still strong
Greater overall protection
NATO rounds bounce right off
(Structurally more tough)
Tech soldier- Ratnik 2
About time
By 2025???
PKP shoots
7.62 (mm)
AK-12 too
GM 94 pump grenade launcher
Personal drones in air
Robots? Many!
Integrated warfare!
9th Gen optics and Kord
Tech soldier- Ratnik 2
It's about time
(But will Russia be able to afford?)
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