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Song Parodies -> "No Stem-Like Cells For You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"No Stem-Like Cells For You"

Parody Written by:

Bernard Pacholek

The Lyrics

If my little brother's pal John A. Barry doesn't mind me musclin' in on his territory... Veto away, Mr. President! Let 'em all die! Let God sort 'em out!
No stem-like cells for you!
No, not one line!

Vetoed by W.
And it's so fine!
And watch it shine!

You know I can’t stand it
they're goin' around.
They should know better, liberals.
It's immoral what they try to put down!

No stem-like cells for you!
No, not one line!
No lines!

A veto!
A veto!
A veto!
A veto!
Gotcha now!

Why should we care?
'Cause we don't want it!
It stinks, and how!

You hear me?

No stem-like cells for you!
No, not one line!
No!
No!
No!
No!
(voice drops with each "No!")
Now, if only my man George would veto some of this liberal spending that Congress sends him...

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Dylan Baranski - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Er...no thanks, bub. We at the Republicrat Party support stem cell research.
alvin - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
i like it...sad that you had to write it though...another example of narrow minded thinking by our "decider"
Below Average Dave - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll abstain from voting as I simply cannot listen to "Put A Spell On You" one more time until Halloween--way to many parodies of that song, I have to comment on the parody subject matter however. . .Stem Cell Research has proven very helpful in fighting disease and transplant work outside of America where it has been expieremented with, some of the positive effects of Stem Cell Research are hard to ignore, I really don't understand why Republicans hate this so much--I myself am an Independent as in both parties irritate me, but why exactly do people hate Stem Cell Research in the Republican party? Some may say it's unnatural--but scientific study revealed the Earth being round, Us revolving around the sun and have been able to explain much of what our history consists of, I would think by now the rift between Science and Religion would have subsided somewhat, because that is the only thing I can think anyone would have against Stem-Cell Research, and the Republicans support "The Right to Bear Arms" so I'm a little surprised that playing around with tiny cells would be so angering towards them.
Michael Pacholek - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Y'know, Bernard, if you're gonna write something opposing a measure that would save and prolong a lot more life than it would end -- and it wouldn't end any lives that wouldn't be tossed aside anyway -- you could at least make it good. Surely, there must be some issue on which the liberal position is funny. But no, you had to go and do this. John Barry, on behalf of my brother, I apologize for this nonsense. It is beneath all of us.
AFW - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Fives to save lives
You're not funny, Mike - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Your "split personality" makes you sound even more mentally unbalanced than you are, and all you lying @$$holes who write in to support this crap know ^#$& well that the whole debate is over EMBRYONIC stem cells, not stem cell research in general. Bush is vetoing your murderous bill because it's all about furthering the cause of abortion, not about saving lives. See you @$$holes in Hell with the rest of the baby-scrapers.
American - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Too bad we couldn't have vetoed Bush's murderous war - too many innocent people around the world have died because of Bush's lies. It's Osama, stupid. And Obama was right, YOU PEOPLE are divisive. Now, are you going to censor this post again? Oh, YOU PEOPLE are such hypocrites.
Bernard Pacholek - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Easy, pal. It's one thing if I put my little brother in his wacko-extremist-leftist place. But I don't need that kind of help. Besides, it isn't about supporting abortion. It's about letting women decide what to do with their own bodies. And that, I cannot allow. Keep 'em barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen! As for you, "American," well, what's wrong with being divisive? It worked in 2000, '02 and '04, and it would've worked again in '06 if Mark Foley had simply not run for re-election. Hypocrites? Us? Simply because I think lying about a (censored) in the Oval Office is impeachable, and the way my President conducts our country's War On Terror isn't? Hypocrites? Oh, no, no, no. Arrogant, certainly, and loving it. But hypocritical? No. I'm also tough on crime. And we have to pardon my beloved Paris, and also my pal Scooter Libby.

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