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Song Parodies -> "Taiwanese Jason Goons"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Taiwanese Jason Goons"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Taiwan's Special Forces are now getting upgraded armored suits that come with ballistic face masks that look like they came right out of a "Friday the 13th" movie! Marching in groups, they even look like clones! See link below...
Taiwanese Jason goons
Terror time

Special Forces, masked, improved
Headshot denying

SF Special Units
Ballistic covered all around
Black-clad, arms wielding
Just like Jason, cut you down
(Can take a .44 Mag to the crown)

Taiwanese Jason goons
In terror clime
Horror mimes

Sleek, ungrooved
Sockets smooth
Newly introduced
To fight any threat
Domestic, Chinese
Like a Clone Army
Nightmare just to look at!

Will make you scream
Taiwanese Jason goons
Face unkind
(More like "Jason XIII)!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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