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Song Parodies -> "Jong Un Thinks We're All Fools"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Jong Un Thinks We're All Fools"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kim Jong Un is insane. Here are some of the claims from DPRK news. Enjoy!
Jong Un thinks we're all fools
All the time

Makes the Hermit Kingdom news
He keeps lyin'
Rumors keep flyin'

Public demands it
A place where speculation abounds
The West can't handle it
And so populace thinks WE put him down
(Make him look like an ass, a foolish clown)

Jong Un thinks we're all fools
Wastes our time
With this jive

Found unicorns- cool!
Biplane stealth bombers- drool!
Invisible cell phones too!
Put a 17 yr old on the sun
Kim Chol mortar kill
Other absurdities
Mossad rail assaination (attempt)

Jong Un thinks we're all fools
Wastes our time
Messes with minds for

Devoid reality
Jong Un thinks we're all fools
Wastes our time
(Free refrigerators to Olympic athletes!)
The claims in detail in no particular order: kidnapped S Korean director and actress to make N Korean Godzilla movie (8 years captivity for Shin San-ok and Choi un-hui), unicorn lair found 1000 years after legend started, key to Olympic success? Refrigerators to winners and Camps for losers! N Korean missile found in Alaska and hidden from US citizens! Ryongchon rail disaster an attempted assassination of Jong Un by Mossad over relations with Syria, plastic surgery on him, his wife, secret pregnancy, and his wife loves Chanel handbags! General Kim Chol executed by mortar, invisible cell phone to communicate with national football team coach during performances, 17 year old astronaut first to reach the sun, and An-2 biplanes converted over to canvas stealth bombers to be used within borders if attacked!!! Also rumors of hand held disintegration gun... but could not get a designation!!!

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Total Votes: 37

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Timmy1000 - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
He does some strange things. You realize he will have a hit out on you for this - watch out for any North Koreans walking around with mortar.
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I better watch out for Bronies that want me to ask Jong Un for a unicorn too!!!
Kray-Z - May 23, 2015 - Report this comment
crazy song bout a crazy dictator! high 5s
Kenny - June 16, 2015 - Report this comment
what does a Korean unicorn look like?
Rob Arndt - June 16, 2015 - Report this comment

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