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Song Parodies -> "Her F-16 En Route"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Her F-16 En Route"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Little-known of 9/11 was the orders received by Lt. Heather Penney and Col. Marc Sasseville regarding Flight 93 heading towards Washington D.C.. Without safety checks or arming, both took off from Andrews AFB to stop Flight 93 by ramming. A direct order, Penney would first take out the tail and then Sasseville would hit the cockpit. As they searched for the plane, word came in that it had crashed in Shanksville, Pa. Lt. Penney later escorted Air Force One with GWB back to Andrews. This information was not released until 2011. FYI
Her F-16 en route
To save lives

Flight 93 was doomed
Terror seized
Target: D.C.

Andrews Falcons, scrambled them
Radar searching in the clouds
No ammo in the gun tray
No missiles had been loaded on the ground

(They would have to ram to bring her down)

Her F-16 en route
Was to save lives
Choice despised

Pair of two
Could not shoot
Must ram brute
To bring airliner down
Penney- rear
Sasseville- cockpit slamming
But plane hit the ground (Shanksville)

ANG
Her F-16 en route
Was to save lives
(Action averted, passengers seized...the plane)

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Patrick - May 08, 2015 - Report this comment
It is well-known that the White House has anti-aircraft missiles available should a terrorist aircraft threaten to attack. I wonder if the administration has ever considered the fall-out should a missile go astray and hit a school or a hospital, or even if a successfully targeted plane (full of American citizens) should crash into a residential neighborhood.
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2015 - Report this comment
D.C. and specifically the White House are protected by overlapping security systems. Secret Service has MANPADS, MGs, and .50 Cals. On the roof is a fixed Avenger turret and also NASAMS missile launchers (a variant of the AMRAAM for Surface to Air made by Norway). Nearby buildings also have them as well as ready to go armed F-16 s and Black Helos with gun and missile systems. Modified APCs nicknamed Rhinos are also nearby to use against heavy ground assault. And believe it or not, the Vatican is even more protected inside with all sorts of small arms, missiles, explosives, and armed separate Group to repel invaders. The Swiss Guards also cross train with Euro and US SFs and have automatic weapons within easy reach, so don't be fooled by the funny looking costumes and pikes. The Vatican also has its own police force for Vatican City and an intelligence gathering force. Some say they are the world's best spy force that operates around the globe with the Catholic Church as perfect cover. Angela Merkel also deceptively has a bunker in case of strategic emergency. KSK would remove her from Berlin and move her to an undisclosed buried facility suspected to be in Thuringia. And the rumors persist of Nazi bunkers in Berlin modified for not only Cold War duties but still operating. Out of 1000, only 300 were ever fully explored, or 30%.. The Soviets, of course, used many Nazi bunkers in what was E Germany...

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