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Song Parodies -> "Human Flesh Soap Not True"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Human Flesh Soap Not True"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Although widely claimed by Jews at Nazi death camps, there was no manufacture of human flesh soap from fat. It had been dismissed as a myth. Cite: Jewish Virtual Library and Aaron Breitbart of Simon Wiesenthal Center. The RJF stamps are fraud. Testing confirmed no human DNA in claimed Rein Juden Fet (Pure Jewish Fat).
Human flesh soap not true
No war crime

Never manufactured it
No burnin' fat
Holocaust crap

Rumor had been French Great War fable
To put the Germans down
Propaganda absurdity
No evidence was found

(Repeat at the death camps did abound)

Human flesh soap not true
SS did deny
Jewish lies

Victims fooled
Rumors cruel
Fakes were crude
But believed anyway
No one cared
'Bout authenticity
For the soap that was gray

(They were swayed)

No human DNA
Human flesh soap not true
Just a sad lie
(True were the flesh lampshades)
No Holocaust denial, just propaganda denial.

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Irish Spring - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for the info. Hilarious. You have outdone yourself. I hate to see the Nazis suffer an undeservedly bad reputation. Let's get to work on those lampshades. They were made of tattooed human skin, and I find this to be a lasting tribute to Jewish body art.
Fact Man - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
In "Hitler's Death Camps: The Sanity of Madness," Konnilyn Feig concludes that the Nazis "did indeed use human fat for the making of soap at Stutthof [concentration camp]," albeit in limited quantity. Holocaust historian Robert Melvin Spector writes that "her analysis seems sound, given the known fact that the S.S. used everything it could obtain from its prisoners," including hair, skin and bones.

In 2006 a sample of the soap archived at the International Court of Justice in The Hague was given for analysis to Andrzej Stołyhwo, an expert in the chemistry of fats from the Gdansk University of Technology in Poland. He concluded that some of the fat in the sample tested was of human origin. The sample of soap had previously been used as evidence in the post-World War II Nuremberg trials, but at the time the technology was unavailable to determine whether the soap had been produced from human fat. The human remains used to make the soap were believed to have been brought from Kaliningrad, Bydgoszcz and Stutthof concentration camp.
Skinny Ennis - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Since soap made from human fat existed only in limited quantities, and not mass-manufactured, what's all the fuss about?
B17471 - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
You may not be a Holocaust denier, but you're a Nazi war crimes mitigator and Nazi apologist. You defile this website and you will atone.
Rob Arndt - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
The cites I gave are valid and tests authenticated. No denial of anything. Illogical in teal terms as Nazis both exterminated and worked to death millions of Jews. But soap manufacture? At what facility and when? Why bother at all when German POW camps provided little soap to military men, which sometimes came through international drops? All labeled, numbered, and captured gray bars as reported contained no human DNA. The rumor spread from the French WW1 lie that the Germans used human remains for soap. Same lies in WW2 as Hitler's French prostitute days in WW1, his missing testicle, golden showers once a week and perversions, etc... that were spread by the British and French.Again, what soap processing method from corpses in ovens,? What manufacturer? For what logical time wasting purpose? As for the deviants that collected human flesh tattoos and made lampshades... there was no official policy. Those individuals are 100% responsible. And if FM is correct based on a book claim and supposed 2006 test, then why is that contradicted by more recent tests and the Simon Wiesenthal Center which is the Jewish authority on the matter???
Rob Arndt - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Also, please visit holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com which addresses this distortion with Polish, French, and Soviet rumor spreading in WW2. It also covers the Danzig experiments anatomically with facts that during alleged crimes NO JEWISH CORPSES delivered!!! Stutthof also disputed. FYI
Rob Arndt - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody may be controversial, but it's also newsworthy. I recently read about it from ZLM (Zola Levitt Ministry) May 2015 newsletter. The report and cites are Jewish!!! All this is is a dark parody that is also informative...
Inquisitive - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Once again, we have the puzzling phenomenon of eight 3x5's yet no comments in support of Arndt -- even as he is being attacked. This makes the website look like a lunatic asylum, Arndt -- the idea that there are really eight regulars here who are wildly enthused about a parody on such a revolting topic. Not so
Deutschland Unter Alles - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Very perceptive, Inquisitive. Note also that Arndt, at this point, has identical scores on his two parodies. Very suspicious. And not only have there been no comments today which support him and which match the usual enthusiastic scoring, but his two main ideological mates, CML and Patrick, are notably silent. I may become fans of theirs.
Rob Arndt - April 27, 2015 - Report this comment
No DuD, your assumptions are false. Scores vary throughout the day, week, longevity of the parody and right now the scores are different. Second, WHY someone chooses to reply or not reply is their business. Since I originally came from and dominated an unmoderated NG I know from experience some reasons. Jon, for example, almost always writes but avoids military and TR topics. I deduced this by pattern. I can't speak for CML, Patrick, or anyone else...except to say some people will rate but not get involved in controversial arguments with other posters. I myself do not comment very much, but do leave 555s for many authors here like JAB, AFW, SV, Jonathan, CML, Patrick, etc... Patrick usually comments about weapons and some war, politics. But again, may not want to get involved on these or perhaps he will comment tomorrow if he hasn't seen these. Nobody knows what parodies will generate. I did silly "Love Ninja" a while back and it is coming up on 500 hits rapidly and has comments. Previous two parodies have ratings but no comments... not unusual given the topics of Cate Archer and a tribute to the Outlander TV series. Perhaps they DKTOS on some of my parodies just as I don't know some of the OS from other authors. BTW, both my parodies for today were written on two different days. The fact that they are both dark is coincidental and not planned. I simply write what topic comes to mind or rhymes with the title of the OS. That simple...
Deutschland Unter Alles - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Methinks Robert doth protest too much.
Ilse Koch - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
I luff you. I lurv you. Du bist mein schatzie. Forget Shirley Stoler. She's cheating on you with Giancarlo Gianinni. I live over my concentration camp. Come to me and I will show you my lampshade collection. Then we will shower together and I will lather you mit mein special soap.
Patrick - April 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Got to this one a few days late. I used to work for one of the biggest auction houses in the US dealing in military antiques. We were always hesitant about soap. The stuff I saw was marked as being made from vegetable fat. I would think that people who were killed with cyanide gas would not be suitable for rendering into anything. But, given the widespread horrors of the Nazi regime, I could certainly imagine them trying, at least on an experimental basis. I have read verifiable accounts of lampshades and preserved tattoos. The people I take issue with are the ones who deny the Holocaust occurred. Hitler made that plain from the beginning of his regime that the extermination of the Jews would take priority, even over military necessity. The people I see who deny the Holocaust would, if they got the chance, try to repeat it. I can't see why they would claim that the Nazis never did what they themselves advocate.

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