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Song Parodies -> "Czech Gun for SS Troops"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Czech Gun for SS Troops"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I think Patrick might want to check this one out. Germans used many foreign arms in WW2, but since the German Army initially limited SS arms, they bypassed by using captured factory guns. The ZK-383 was one of these arms. A versatile SMG used from the '30s to '60s.
Czech gun for SS troops
for wartime

ZK 3-8-3, Brno
Sub-gun makin'
SS were takin'

Shot partisan bandits
Ostfront was bound
Red Army hatin'
With MP-40 mowed Russkies down

(Had a side-mount mag with 30 rounds)

Czech gun for SS troops
Used in wartime
From '39

Simple to use
Bipod ground use
Bolt weight to choose
Shot 500-700 rpm
Many to spare
in 9x19 (mm)
Version Bulgarian!!!

('60s Venezuelan)

Seized factory
Czech gun for SS troops
Used in wartime
(Met their in-field needs)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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Patrick - January 02, 2015 - Report this comment
I've seen photos of these. Bipod sounds like unnecessary weight. I had one of those Czech .380 pistols with the tip-down barrel. Rather hefty recoil for a relatively heavy gun made of steel.
Rob Arndt - January 02, 2015 - Report this comment
The bipod, quick change barrel and weighted bolt adjustment made the SMG suitable as LMG too!

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