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Song Parodies -> "Cool Metallic Tattoos"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Cool Metallic Tattoos"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Inkers beware, girls that love their bodies are now competing with non-permanent sheets of designer metallic tattoos that can be applied and removed at will with no damage to the body and no decades of regret!
Cool metallic tattoos
How they shine
Fashionistas all love you
Gold glimmering
Metal shimmering
[Design imaging]
Non-permanent solution
Not gaudy- will astound
No pain and yet so pretty
With wrist, neck, and leg wrap-arounds!
[Beyonce sported them 'round town]
Cool metallic tattoos
Oh, how they shine
After applied
Adhesives used
About... a week... use
Tan lines to boot
So flashy and Bling-Bling
Applied anywhere
Perfect for flaunting
Without the ink sting
[Who needs chains & rings?]
The latest thing
Cool metallic tattoos
Oh, how they shine
(All the attention that they bring)
How they shine
Fashionistas all love you
Gold glimmering
Metal shimmering
[Design imaging]
Non-permanent solution
Not gaudy- will astound
No pain and yet so pretty
With wrist, neck, and leg wrap-arounds!
[Beyonce sported them 'round town]
Cool metallic tattoos
Oh, how they shine
After applied
Adhesives used
About... a week... use
Tan lines to boot
So flashy and Bling-Bling
Applied anywhere
Perfect for flaunting
Without the ink sting
[Who needs chains & rings?]
The latest thing
Cool metallic tattoos
Oh, how they shine
(All the attention that they bring)
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