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Song Parodies -> "Cool New VW"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Cool New VW"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The new VW project XL Sport is an oddball sportscar with a non-traditional mid-mounted Ducati twin motorcycle engine of 197 hp and 100 lb-ft of torque. It has desmodromic valve control, titanium connecting rods, and redlines at 11,000 rpm!!! Can reach 60 mph in 5.7 secs (about the same as a Toyota Camray V-6)! It is sleek and aerodynamic with reduced weight of 1900 lbs due to usage of carbon fiber reinforced polymer bodywork. Add quad control arm suspension, carbon-ceramic brakes, magnesium alloy rims with wider tires for improved cornering grip... and VW has another masterpiece. The only complaint so far is that the interior is racing spartan- no frills. And the rear end has recessed framed brake lighting around a mesh center, single exhaust pipe. The XL Sport is basically a crotch rocket motorcycle in car form!!!
Cool new VW
XL refined

Ducati engine 1.2 (liter)
Meant for racin'
Mid-engine placin'

It's lighter and spartan
Carbon fiber abounds
It has techno-steering
Aerodynamics that will astound

[DCO to low .19 down]

Cool new VW
The XL refined
Redesigned

CC-brakes used
Mag alloys too
Sports a new view
Innovation and flair
No expense spared
In engineering
Has a boxy rear

[And 7 gears!]

168 speed!!!
Cool new VW
The XL refined
(5.7 to 60)

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