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Song Parodies -> "Lone Wolves Seek to Kill Jews"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Lone Wolves Seek to Kill Jews"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Two "Lone Wolves" enter a Synagogue in Jerusalem yesterday and slaughter four Rabbis with edged weapons and then kill an Israeli Police Officer in a gun battle outside before being killed themselves. HAMAS praises them openly and advocates more of these types of attacks. Israel is outraged. All of this new violence provoked by Arabs over the Jewish wish to worship on THEIR Temple Mount which was there long before the Dome of the Rock abomination.
Lone Wolves seek to kill Jews
HAMAS tied
Into Synagogue entered two
Were knife wieldin'
Four Rabbis killin'
The villains were rabid
Their beliefs profound
Filled with Arab fury
Worship on Temple Mount not allowed
[Just the thought enrages hostile crowds]
Lone Wolves seek to kill Jews
Are HAMAS tied
Glorified
Knives were used
And guns too
Slaughtered the Jews
Their blood was everywhere
And they didn’t care
‘Bout civility
None of them was spared
[A fifth died in gunfight dare]
Killing spree!!!
Lone Wolves seek to kill Jews
Are HAMAS tied
(Quick response... we'll see)
[Another war with HAMAS? Probably...]
HAMAS tied
Into Synagogue entered two
Were knife wieldin'
Four Rabbis killin'
The villains were rabid
Their beliefs profound
Filled with Arab fury
Worship on Temple Mount not allowed
[Just the thought enrages hostile crowds]
Lone Wolves seek to kill Jews
Are HAMAS tied
Glorified
Knives were used
And guns too
Slaughtered the Jews
Their blood was everywhere
And they didn’t care
‘Bout civility
None of them was spared
[A fifth died in gunfight dare]
Killing spree!!!
Lone Wolves seek to kill Jews
Are HAMAS tied
(Quick response... we'll see)
[Another war with HAMAS? Probably...]
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Several of those rabbis were from Kansas City. This has been a big local story. Even when the police are on the spot, the attacker usually has the advantage. All the billions spent to allegedly prevent another 9/11 have only diverted a lot of far less sophisticated terrorists into low cost attacks. Well, it cost them their lives, but if they don't value themselves, I certainly won't. Saw somewhere that Israel was going to relax its gun laws in the wake of this attack. Imagine what the US govt would do.
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