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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 22)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 22)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I didn't want to write about this topic either, but gave in. Boko Harem seeks to undo Western influence in Africa and form an African islamic Califate in Nigeria, Cameroon, Niger, and Chad. Nigerian forces are took weak and poor to engage. It is a sad situation as young girls and women are taken and raped, then forced to marry BH fighters. Many of the girls are tots pledged to fighters for future consumation of marriage. It is sickening. My story is from the POV of a captive that has escaped.
They put me in a zoo
Islam tried

Female, kidnapped for what I knew
Boko Harem*
Follow the Quran

[Was demon demand]

Nigerian bandits
They scour each town
Jihadism- Wahhabi
Mohammed Yusuf puts women down

[Sex slaves for those Sharia clowns]

They put me in a zoo
For “Western” crimes
Vilified

Was abused
Torture used
Forced to choose
Old man marries a teen
And he didn’t care
‘Bout virginity
Blood ran down the sheet

[The man raped me hard so I would scream]

I escaped... FREE!!!
They put me in a zoo
For “Western” crimes
(No help from the Army)

[Nigerian Forces are so weak]
* Boko Harem means "Western Education Forbidden"

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