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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 20)"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 20)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 2500th parody achieved in 3.5 years AND my 666th SJH IPASOY parody (JAB has 500+).
They put me in a zoo
Was a crime
Sharia Law, don't you know?
Jizya payin’
Others slayin’
Those terrorist bandits
In ME abound
Attract lots of crazies
Forced me to join up and bow down
[Forced to slit throats, fire into crowds]
They put me in a zoo
Islamic crime
In a bind
The “Jihad” ruse
Quran abuse
Allah- must choose
They use ev’ry technique
And they don’t care
‘Bout any rivalry
Al Qaida is weak
[ISIS sword speaks]
A killing spree
They put me in a zoo
Islamic crime
(No limits on barbarity)
[A plague on all true Sunnis]
Was a crime
Sharia Law, don't you know?
Jizya payin’
Others slayin’
Those terrorist bandits
In ME abound
Attract lots of crazies
Forced me to join up and bow down
[Forced to slit throats, fire into crowds]
They put me in a zoo
Islamic crime
In a bind
The “Jihad” ruse
Quran abuse
Allah- must choose
They use ev’ry technique
And they don’t care
‘Bout any rivalry
Al Qaida is weak
[ISIS sword speaks]
A killing spree
They put me in a zoo
Islamic crime
(No limits on barbarity)
[A plague on all true Sunnis]
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You've been warned that the self-serving statistics contained in the header would be looked upon with extreme prejudice. All the rest is artless regurgitation of cable news. Not only all 1's, but strong condemnation. Continue to insult the general intelligence here and confirm thereby your mental illness. DO NOT ARGUE!
This submission is unqualified for publishing. Phil, if you are a man of your word, join me in getting this removed. You may be sure that Arndt will turn on his magic 5's generator in defense of this trash.
No personal attacks here, that's for sure -- just nuanced criticism meant to guide Rob Arndt's growth as an artist. And if Arndt responds in any way, he'll just confirm that he's the cancer that's bringing this website own. Well, of course
Julie's Loser and Max Jerkin'... please troll somewhere else. CML, watch out, there's no room for sarcasm on AiR anymore ;-)
Personal attack would be someone saying "Rob Arndt is a psycho b**** and humps monkeys."--or worse. Saying the parody sucks is criticism.
This is the first IPASOY I've seen here in quite some time. 666 is quite appropriate. A milestone. Or is it a millstone? I'm still at 200+, won't be getting to 250 anytime soon. Hope I don't loose that AIR feeling.
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