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Song Parodies -> "Fencer Flew Over You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Fencer Flew Over You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Su-24 Fence appeared as a counter to the US swing-wing F-111 but unlike the latter has been continually modified to remain in the current Russian air arsenal. It is crewed by two in tandem, has 2x 25,000 lb st Lyulka AL-21F-A engines, 4-position swing wings from 16o-69o sweep, is armed with 1x 23mm GSh-6-23 cannon and can carry 9 tons of ordnance on 8 hard points and centerline. It is unique in that it can carry almost ALL Russian missiles and bombs up to nuclear. It can carry cluster munitions, dumb bombs, tv and laser guided bombs, various rocket launchers, AS missiles, AR missiles, and suppression weapons. On April 16, 2014 two Fencers baited the USS Donald Cook in the Black Sea. One loitered overhead armed while the other unarmed one crossed over the US ship's path 12 times to harass. Despite numerous warnings, the Fencers ignored the ship and provoked it. The ship did nothing in response. Fencers are being used along the border with Ukraine for possible invasion radar suppression and troop movement concealment through electronic means. The plane is far from obsolete although the design originates from the 1970s.
Fencer flew over you
twelve times

USS Donald Cook on the move
Nav'ing Black Sea
Fencers were menacing

US couldn't stand it
Red troops on the ground
Conflict could be deadly
A new fight at sea could be profound

[New Cold War or WW3 showdown]

Fencer flew over you
Some twelve times
Warned: 9 (times)

Slow to move
No guns were used
Sitrep, not good
Fencers baited with ease
They made the dare
Tenaciously
Obama not please

[Putin was pleased]

Response weak
Fencer flew over you
Some twelve times
(and the future looks bleak)

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Patrick - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
I've read that the Russians fly some sort of stealth plane over the US to monitory compliance with a strategic missile treaty. What sort of aircraft is involved in that. Makes me wonder about some of those contrails I see over Kansas City. Is Putin, as well as Obama watching me?
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
I have never heard about US overflights, but Sukhoi has the swing-wing T-60S bomber as well as the PAKDA in development. They also have the T-50 stealth fighter. The older Myasischev M-55 used to be their secret recon bird. It is retired... so? ??

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