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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 19)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 19)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Guantanemo Bay or GITMO is notorious for its torture techniques on detainees sent from around the globe. Although this site is for the highest threat terrorists of the world, it has been determined that 90% have been innocent. Like the former SS of the Holocaust the CIA ordered military doctors to devise new methods of torture and detainees were subjected to: sexual assault and humilaition, sleep and sensory deprivation, forced medication, isolation, mock executions, electrocution, use of dogs to scare, noise abuse, forced masturbation in groups, rape, noise bombardment, and other psychological methods. A Kabul taxi driver sent to GITMO was released after years of torture. I used his account to write this.
They put me in a zoo
lost my mind

From Kabul to Guantanemo
Never lyin’
Was taxi drivin’

Like terrorist bandit
Was held without grounds
They tortured me daily
Isolation/assaults to wear me down

[Deprivation and meds, lost in crowds]

They put me in a zoo
I lost my mind
In time

Sex abuse
Used noise too
Dogs did chew
They used ev’ry technique
And they didn’t care
‘Bout accountability
Was CIA treat

[Army was weak]

War crimes spree
They put me in a zoo
I lost my mind
(Released after inhumanity)

[90% are innocent detainees]

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Fair-Minded - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
OS is best sung by Nina Simone. Your parody lacks the spark of wit, but I give you 5s for showing your compassionate side.

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