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Song Parodies -> "Who Loves "Honey Boo Boo?""
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Who Loves "Honey Boo Boo?""
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
If you never watched this show- don't!!! This is way beyond Redneck...
Who loves “Honey Boo Boo?”
white trash time
(Cup a fart, and Go-Go Juice slime)
Gross obesity and vile foods
Stinky feet ‘n’
Road kill eatin’
2 million fans love it
Where low-livin’ abounds
Crazy, this “Southern Nightmare”
Combined they weigh over 1500 lbs!!!
[Sugar, butter, and junk foods daily woofed down]
Who loves “Honey Boo Boo?”
Please draw the line, stop
(TV entertainment in) decline
Bunch of fools
None are cool
Girls aren’t jewels
Teen Anna (Chickadee) had a baby
And June don’t care
‘Bout kids so lazy
Family’s crazy
[Like depravity???]
Then watch
TLC
Who loves “Honey Boo Boo?”
Outta line
(What’s so enticing ‘bout white trash tv???)
[TLC calls this “learning?”]
white trash time
(Cup a fart, and Go-Go Juice slime)
Gross obesity and vile foods
Stinky feet ‘n’
Road kill eatin’
2 million fans love it
Where low-livin’ abounds
Crazy, this “Southern Nightmare”
Combined they weigh over 1500 lbs!!!
[Sugar, butter, and junk foods daily woofed down]
Who loves “Honey Boo Boo?”
Please draw the line, stop
(TV entertainment in) decline
Bunch of fools
None are cool
Girls aren’t jewels
Teen Anna (Chickadee) had a baby
And June don’t care
‘Bout kids so lazy
Family’s crazy
[Like depravity???]
Then watch
TLC
Who loves “Honey Boo Boo?”
Outta line
(What’s so enticing ‘bout white trash tv???)
[TLC calls this “learning?”]
This show comes off like a John Waters, David Lynch, and Tim Burton wet dream! Only made for tv!
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