To celebrate WCJ's return I wrote this version of our "Zoo" parodies. This one deals with Al Qaida's influence in deep Africa recruiting Islamists called Mujakahs (sp?). Called "Moon Jackals" by some deep recce French Colonial Troops. They are stuck with a needle drug and thrown down a deep hole or mine at nightfall. The drug causes bad hallucinations and terror so the recruit must seek Allah and pray through the experience. Some men have reportedly had such bad visions that they have ripped out their eyes or torn their flesh off fending off imagined demons dragging down their souls into hell. If the recruit passes, he is allowed water and local herbs that can counteract the drug's effects. And then on to foreign training camps to fight against US forces in various regions. The CIA and USAF won't admit it but drones already patrol over some areas of Africa with the French and British.