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Song Parodies -> "Japs Ate Koreans Too"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Japs Ate Koreans Too"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
During WW2 in the Pacific as the Japanese supply lines were cut and rations ran out, cannibalism took hold in some areas with the IJA and IJN shooting Korean forced laborers and then eating them. At first they cut off individual limbs to sustain them in the field, but then just killed groups of workers and ate them as they pleased. This also happened in Russia with the Germans and Red Army, but on a lesser scale. The Japanese also ate American POWs. In one incident the IJA presented the IJN with cooked Yankee livers to which the IJN slaughtered some US POWs and reciprocated in kind! Gruesome, but true. Still very troublesome to the Japanese in relations with S Korea...
Japs ate Koreans too
in wartime
Killed forced labor when out of food
Men were dinin’
As flesh was fryin’
Starving, couldn’t stand it
No livestock around
Needed supplied badly
Shot Koreans in the head, chowed down
[The limbs first and then torso was ground]
Japs ate Koreans too
during wartime
Cut supply lines
Jungle food
Was bad news
Some Yanks too
Served livers to IJN
Bodies stripped bare
POWs for meat
Out of rations
[Gruesome fashion]
They did feast
Japs ate Koreans too
during wartime
(Pacific Island human meat)
in wartime
Killed forced labor when out of food
Men were dinin’
As flesh was fryin’
Starving, couldn’t stand it
No livestock around
Needed supplied badly
Shot Koreans in the head, chowed down
[The limbs first and then torso was ground]
Japs ate Koreans too
during wartime
Cut supply lines
Jungle food
Was bad news
Some Yanks too
Served livers to IJN
Bodies stripped bare
POWs for meat
Out of rations
[Gruesome fashion]
They did feast
Japs ate Koreans too
during wartime
(Pacific Island human meat)
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Did you ever see the John Milius film "Farewell to the King". Set in Borneo. Nick Nolte, an American deserter from Bataan, is enlisted by the British to fight the Japanese. At one point the Japanese have raided Nolte's Dayak village while the men are away. When they return, they find the Japanese have eaten the dead. The Dayaks and the British vow "No Quarter" and the bloodiest battle of the film ensues. Great movie, great musical score.
Yeah Patrick, I have it- a damn good war drama! Hard to believe that cannibalism was still accepted back in WW2 but also like in the latter film "Alive" about the S American soccer team who had to eat their loved ones when the plane crashed in the Andes, sad :(
Know what I think, Rob? I think this parody should be served with a side order of FIVES! ..... I do believe that may be the worst pun I've ever made
Excuse me Rob; would you like fives with that? .... That's an even worse pun
pardon me Rob, could you describe your military service
Is it bad that it reminded me of that joke from Futurama when Fry's dad told him about his service in Korea?
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