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Song Parodies -> "Power. B-2s on View"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Power. B-2s on View"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

As North Korea continues to escalate its provocations with missiles trained on the South, US bases and/or Japan... the US sent two B-2 stealth bombers for a fly-over of South Korea in a show of force to the DPRK. Kim Jong Un immediately claimed that "the time has come to settle the score", referring to his anger over Western and hostile nations sactions against the North and threatening military exercises. All 4 hotlines to the outside world have been cut and Northern forces are on full alert with weapons trained on the South. Is North Korea bluffing once again or are we nearing a resumption of the old war? The show of the B-2s which can carry nukes is a sign that the US is deadly serious about any loose talk of war, particularly nuclear war. The North has a few nukes but no ability to deliver them via rocket yet. They could ship a dirty bomb or low-yield A-bomb by sea to an enemy of the US that "might" be able to smuggle it in to a port and detonate it... but that's it for now. S Korea will unfortunately take a beating if the North fires tens of thousands of conventional missiles at Seoul and military targets. Japan is within range too... but of course, Pyongang would be obliterated by counter-missile fire from US subs and bomber aircraft that could also carpet-bomb with conventional dumb bombs.
Power. B-2s on view
'cross ROK sky

DPRK with threat of nukes
Jong Un gamblin’
Forces scramblin’

US can handle it
Has best planes around
The Spirits* are deadly
Carry smart-nukes to take targets down

[Carpet-bombing role is also sound]

Power. B-2s on view
Across ROK sky
Fly-by

Threat of nukes
Threat abuse
Words to choose
“Time to settle the score”
US won’t spare
World security
If North starts new war

[No threat ignored]

Lunacy!
Power. B-2s on view
Across ROK sky
(Kim Jong Un boasts, lacks capabilities)
*Northrop B-2 Spirit

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Patrick - March 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Once in a while I have had the chance to see a B-2 in flight. Very eerie looking. All 19 or 20 of them are based in Missouri, about 60 miles or so from where I live. My cousin and I attended an air show there a couple years ago, and got to several of the wierd looking planes taking off and landing at the same time. Kim looks like a fat, ripe target for one of those drone strikes.

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