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Song Parodies -> "The Beast's Symbols Not New (Enigma 2)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Beast's Symbols Not New (Enigma 2)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is my own interpretation of Biblical numerolgy and symbology based on the Book of Revelation and known occult symbology/numerology. To begin with, during the last dark days of the Third Reich the Vril Gesellschaft with the most advanced SS Technical Branch E-IV escaped from Nazi Germany with a mission to ensure the arrival of the 4th Reich in the future. This had been forseen by the Vril Chefin by '42 and Hitler banned all occult societies out of fear of a successor. Vril was taken in by Himmler under the code "Die Kette"- "The Chain". Their sacred symbol, higher than the Hakenkreuz, was the Hagal Rune which under Nazi Germany meant Faith, not in God, but of the power of the German people to conquer the world. This symbol is claimed to have been painted on to certain SS-built disc craft and was also on "Die Glocke"- The Bell Device which was the first attempt at a time machine (Zeitmaschine). The Hagal Rune itself is but 3 lines, 2 crossed diagonally with a 3rd running down the middle (a cross of the Lebens and Tot Runes symbolizing life and death). The Antichrist or Beast will use this to replace the 12 stars on the blue EU flag. 12 in the Bible is origin and the EU started postwar with 6, the number of man. In Revelation the Beast will control 10 Kings, 7 of which are founders and 3 that are taken by force. Antichrist himself is 8th but of the 7 which seems a mystery but not to me. It means that he is part of the founders but makes war against the capitol of his own land- Berlin. So the 7 star Hagal Rune with 6 stars at points with 1 in the middle will become a triangle or pyramid- a mockery of the Trinity of Father, Son, and HS. Only his will represent Satan, the Beast, and False Prophet. Again, 3 simple lines will be inserted. 2 crossed diagonally and one flatline. This produces a range of integrated occult symbology within. The Inverted-V (Anti-Victory) sign, the Anarchy Symbol, upside down Satanic Goat symbol, Freemason corners, Odal Runes, and center Illuminati Eye. No way all of those symbols could occur in one triangle w/o it being the Beast's. And the 10 stars as numbered by exterior first then interior confirms this. The 7 Founders are numbered by the inverted-V and the lower internal pyramind is numbered 8,9,10. Antichrist sits in the middle at Number 8, the Illuminati eye but due to the flatline is also counted among the 7. I have seen these symbols in prophetic dreams and are confident that they will arrive soon. The blue (peace) EU flag will be replaced by a red flag (meaning blood, war, sacrifice). The second flag with the triangle is also red but with two gold bands (upper and lower) with the gold triangle in the middle. And 666 as representing a new Roman Empire (which Hitler almost geographically replaced) is part of the Antichrist's name or title in Latin- DCLXVI. No mystery there. Some claim that numerology is in Hebrew or Greek. No way as Antichrist is European and the Germans are the heirs of the Roman Empire through the Holy Roman Empire (First Reich) which has been folowed by the Second Reich/Kaiser/WW1 and then Third Reich/Fuhrer/WW2... and will lead to Fourth Reich/Antichrist/WW3. Now most would say no way again. But do you honestly think the Germans will not try 1 more time, but this time using all of the Continent to fight with them? The 10 are composed of 5 strong nations and 5 weak nations. The 5 strong in the EU are already here: Germany, UK, France, Spain, Italy. The 5 weak could be any number of nations east and west, but will certainly contain Turkey and Greece (Turkey for its 1 million man army and Greece for its position in the Med for militarily attacking N Africa). You are free to believe or disbelieve. But Germany holds the most votes in the EURAT and will elect the first European Continental Chancellor as part of United Europe. Instantly, Europe will have the world's largest standing Army with the most aircraft and weapons. Only the US will have more aircraft carriers (which Europe doesn't need for where they will be fighting) and nuke totals (irrelevent if new tech replaces nukes, such as Anti-Matter Explosives, Unified Field Weapons, etc..)
The Beast’s symbols not new
just 3 lines

First comes the Nazi Hagal Rune
Symbol of faith
Of the Master Race

[Mankind to erase]

Second is an affront
Trinity turned ‘round
Combined symbols tricky
Designed to put the Almighty down

[Occult symbology worn as crown]

The Beast’s symbols not new
Just 3 lines
Both times

Used to rule
Satan flew
Down to you
EU holds standard high
New Chancellor
From Germany
Powers derived

[Billions killed, died]

10 Kings
The Beast’s symbols not new
Just 3 lines
(666- DCLXVI- coming)

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AFW - February 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Deep subject...boggles the mind
Old Man Ribber - February 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Indeed. ;D
Dave W. - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Iss ve not der master race ? Ya, ve iss der master race ! Is that from an old cartoon or a three stooges flim ? I wonder how far along they are on their Death Star ? Nothing funny 'bout another anti-Christ though

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