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Song Parodies -> "Is the Internet Doomed? (Enigma 1)"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Is the Internet Doomed? (Enigma 1)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
First in a series of enigmatic parodies dealing with little-known tech and also Biblical prophecy from Revelation. I already did parodies of the old US Doomsday Device "Project Pluto" and the Russian Doomsday device "Perimeter." This is the German Doomsday device. I substituted many terms in English b/c the German words are too long! I wonder if anyone here even has the capability of deciphering these acronyms and understanding what is being said. Google navigators will not get far and even those with a military background will not know the new tech... but tech is combo of Geman leads in quantum computing mixed with Tesla's energy projects and components of new German Bundeswehr "Elektronische Krieg" that is coming, replacing the old Blitzkrieg/Airland Battle/Frontier 2000 strategies. Internet is amongst the first targets of WW3.
Is the Internet doomed?
Cyber-mined?
Last resort TANTUS device used
Cyber attack
“Blotter” will fight back
“Black Curtain” they called it
WGD bound
‘Lectronic lethality
“Silencing Hammer” takes Internet down
[D-Day, Down Day, will come around]
Is the Internet doomed?
Cyber-mined?
Intel blind?
One for use
To let loose
Hour of doom
Information Age-gone
And no repair
Destroyed utterly
New Luddite Dawn
[E-D was wrong]
World War III
Is the Internet doomed?
Cyber-mined?
(All Coms and Sats first to cease)
[Deaf and blind as TOT nukes add with EMP]
Cyber-mined?
Last resort TANTUS device used
Cyber attack
“Blotter” will fight back
“Black Curtain” they called it
WGD bound
‘Lectronic lethality
“Silencing Hammer” takes Internet down
[D-Day, Down Day, will come around]
Is the Internet doomed?
Cyber-mined?
Intel blind?
One for use
To let loose
Hour of doom
Information Age-gone
And no repair
Destroyed utterly
New Luddite Dawn
[E-D was wrong]
World War III
Is the Internet doomed?
Cyber-mined?
(All Coms and Sats first to cease)
[Deaf and blind as TOT nukes add with EMP]
E-D stands for Electronic Dependency
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I've heard of anonymous hacker groups taking down Wall Street computers and US and Israeli hackers disabling Iranian nuclear laboratories. Now if we could get these people to set their sights on the IRS, we could restore this nation to a constitutional republic with a few carefully orchestrated mouse clicks.
All I can say is that I would hate to be the Blotter who sends the signal- the Destroyer of the Information Age. This, to me, would be worse than sitting in a silo and being given the order to turn the key... but at least two are required in that role!
Rob - Deep thoughts indeed. ;D
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