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Song Parodies -> "Will Jews Still Attack You?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Will Jews Still Attack You?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

With Obama's second inauguration there is a spirit of at least some hope for the US while the re-election of Netanyahu reminds of his promise to hit the Iran nuke sites by Spring 2013 (in months) which could trigger both a regional war and a larger war. Netanyahu said that Israel would go it alone if need be and it looks that way. While the US worries about financial matters (as does the EU), France is engaged in Africa over terrorism and Syria is still killing its people after 2 years. Al Qaida is still not dead and intends to make progress in Asia, Africa, and every part of the globe they can. The threats of global terrorism are real and the threat of an Iranian bomb is a nightmare to everyone. The bombing is years overdue and in 2013 it is the limit of Israel's patience.
Will Jews still attack you
in Springtime?

Iran defiant on nukes
World’s forgettin’
This Persian weapon

Israel can’t stand it
Sanctions are not sound
Missile threat is deadly
Jets at Tel Nof will be Iran-bound

[F-15s and 16s loaded down]

Will Jews still attack you
in Springtime?
On-time*

Overdue
Overdue
Overdue
For a great many years
Enrichment scares
Haifa, Tel Aviv
Live with this fear

[Hate speech each year]**

We will see
Will Jews still attack you
in Springtime?
(“Never Again” reality)
* Netanyahu said in 2012, repeatedly, that Israel would strike no later than Spring 2013 and unilaterally if the US and West just sit by. ** Every year since Ahmadinejad had come to power, he has threatened to wipe Israel off the map and also has claimed that there was no Holocaust

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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Iran is waiting for the confirmations of Hagel, Kerry, and Brennan. ;D
Rob Arndt - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Just wondering if that timetable has been adjusted since the Iranians have hardened and diversified their nuke facilities while adding several hundred more centrifuges for enrichment and running them 24/7/365? Israel has been shutting them down periodically in complex cyber attacks but Iran remains defiant and also maintains its ties with Assad's regime, supplying weapons even as the Reds pull back.

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