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Song Parodies -> "FN SCAR Afghan Use"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"FN SCAR Afghan Use"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

When the US went to Afghanistan in 2001 and later Iraq in 2003, the M4 just wasn't good enough up against Soviet-era stockpiles of AK-47s which fire the old reliable 7.62x39mm ammo which was plentiful. US Army troops began to pick-up the foreign weapon as back-up until ordered NOT to use them at all. A solution had to be found to counter and that was the joint German-US XM8 which was highly favored by US forces in the region. However, adoption was again denied by Congress in 2006, infuriating HK, and disappointing the troops. The move was political and ensured Colt was bailed out once again on military arms (having failed a third time to deliver a decent ACR). The Germans came right back with the HK-416 in 5.56mm OR the HK-417 in 7.62x51mm. Yet another development was already in the works by FNH USA (licensed FN manufacturer). A weapon in multi-calibers of 5.56mm, 6.8mm, and 7.62x51mm PLUS 7.62x39mm (to take Soviet mags). This was the FN SCAR which ended up in 7.62x51mm for Army SFs and SOCOM Ops. The weapon debuted in Afghanistan and immediately made a difference fighting insurgents and terrorists alike. The weapon is heavier than the XM8 by almost 1 lb (8.5 vs 7.6), has multiple Picatinny railings for accessories, new mags, and either fixed or swinging butt. Very tough and resilient to the ME environment it is favored by US troops. But the weapon is not main issue, the US Army still stuck with the rotten M4 and the ACR competition still open. Several US companies like Bushmaster's bullpup ACR and Robinson Arms ACR are competing against 3 German weapons. Colt simply can't seem to break from the M16 series architecture and their ACRs lack innovation and engineering skill that the Germans put into their weapons. The SCAR is doing fine as a SPECOPS weapon, but no true ACR has emerged to replace the M4.
FN SCAR Afghan use
worked out fine

The XM8 was overruled
A joint weapon
Wasn’t happenin’

The Army couldn’t stand it
Takin’ AK rounds
7.62 (mm) deadly
Started using the SCAR, passed ‘em round

[US SFs took insurgents down]

FN SCAR Afghan use
worked out fine
Over time

Put to use
Put to use
Put to use
In higher calibers
Railings here and there
With new magazines
For foreign wars

[Anti-terror]

Troops are pleased
FN SCAR Afghan use
worked out fine
(HK responded with 417)

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Patrick - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Civilians here are buying up every semi-auto copy of the M4 they can get their hands on. If the feds would just change their unconstitutional laws, they could sell off the M4 rifles to a public eager to have them and use the money to acquire a decent foreign rifle. This would make everybody happy.
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Patrick, same thing here in Cali. I thought Big 5 sporting goods pulled their AR-15 and clone ads due to sensitivity to the massacres. But an employee told me that they sold-out and are backlogged instead!!! Even the .22LR clones! 5.56mm sell for around $800-1200, depending on model and accessories.
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
FN SCAR with attached GL: http://davidgiuffre.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/fn_scar_eglm_by_drake_uk.jpg
Patrick - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
What would a real AR-15 with the 30 round magazines and bayonet lug go for?
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
In my area around $1500... depends on who's selling and why ;-)

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