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Song Parodies -> "GSh-18 Use"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"GSh-18 Use"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The 9mm GSh-18 pistol is made by the Tula KBP initially for Russian SFs in the 1990s. Is intended for close quarters combat and uses a 9x19mm 7N31 PBP 63-grain AP round that can penetrate .5" of Threat Level 4 armor at 30 meters! Is made of polymer framework with an electro-less nickle plated slide that is corrosion resistant and comes with an 18 rd standard mag and a special L-bend 32 rd mag for special ops. Military models have lower railing for lights and LDs. Is compact, lightweight at 1.3 lbs, and a narrow profile of just 34mm. No external safeties but uses a trigger safety that prevents the trigger from engaging the sear. Uses a rotating barrel system and a striking firing system similar to a Glock.
GSh-18 use
AP 9 (mm)
Round penetrates Threat Level 4
30 (meters) tryin’
For half inch drivin’
Sharp look- Russian compact
Has narrow profile
Rounded contours handy
Electro-less nickel-plating wild
[Corrosion-resistant with style]
GSh-18 use
AP 9 (mm)
Works fine
SF use
SF use
SF use
Spetsnaz and MoD
18 mag plus spare
With trigger safety
Light/Laser railing
[Design striking]
KPB
GSh-18 use
AP 9 (mm)
(Fires 9x19 63-grain PBP)
AP 9 (mm)
Round penetrates Threat Level 4
30 (meters) tryin’
For half inch drivin’
Sharp look- Russian compact
Has narrow profile
Rounded contours handy
Electro-less nickel-plating wild
[Corrosion-resistant with style]
GSh-18 use
AP 9 (mm)
Works fine
SF use
SF use
SF use
Spetsnaz and MoD
18 mag plus spare
With trigger safety
Light/Laser railing
[Design striking]
KPB
GSh-18 use
AP 9 (mm)
(Fires 9x19 63-grain PBP)
http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/handguns/russia/hg111/1287755216.jpg
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