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Song Parodies -> "Revolver Rifle-Cool"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Revolver Rifle-Cool"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Rossi Circuit Judge revolver rifle revives an old western concept but solves 2 problems associated with the old type from the 19th century- it provides better ammo than the old 1855 black powder type that could cause chain-fires and explode the gun and it also has safety gas deflectors to prevent the shooter's hands from being burned by the cylinder gap when firing. The rifle comes in .45/410 and can shoot both single and double-action. The .45 can take rounds up to Winchester PDX1 and the .410 can fire shot loads or slugs. So you get a rifled-barrel revolver rifle shooting .45 rounds mixed with the ability to also fire shotgun .410 loads (2.5-3"). No pump-action for the shotgun rds and no bolt usage for the rifle rounds! Very simple with synthetic furniture available, an included fiber optic sight with Weaver upper sight rail, and a price from $450-750 depending on model and if it's on sale! There's also a wicked tactical version (ATI Zombie), see pic below...
Revolver rifle-cool
dual-use fine

Rossi Circuit Judge-old type new
.45 hot
Plus .410 shot

A home-defense bandit
Weighs 5.5 lbs
Ammo can be deadly
Takin’ both slug and PDX rounds

[5-shot cylinder spins ‘em around]

Revolver rifle-cool
dual-use fine
OOAK

With scope too
With scope too
With scope too
Fiber optic with rail
Syn furniture
Hollow butt storage
9 spares in tail

[Nice price, can’t fail]

By Rossi
Revolver rifle-cool
dual-use fine
(Taurus’ sister company)
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rossie_zombie_judge-tfb.jpg

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