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Song Parodies -> "Sergeant York of No Use"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Sergeant York of No Use"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The M247 Sergeant York DIVAD (DIVision Air Defense) SPAAG was one of the worst AFVs ever built. The design was bad from the start b/c it was built on the obsolete M48 tank chassis which made it slower than the armor it was meant to protect! Second, the elaborate tracking radar did not work and with high elevation of the twin 40mm guns, the radar actually picked-up its own guns as targets!!! It had almost 5" of armor but the turret was too slow in traverse to hit a crossing target! This all added-up to disaster... but the US Army falsified test reports concerning capabilities and when found-out ultimately led to the cancellation of the weapon. Not even close to the German Gepard's performance!
Sergeant York of no use
bad design
Bugs were never worked- quite a few!
Had bad tracking
ECM lacking
The Army wanted it
To shoot helos down
Twin 40s were deadly
Radar couldn’t track the targets down
[The traverse was too slow anyhow]
Sergeant York of no use
bad design
For time
A bad move
A bad move
A bad move
Made falsified reports
Was discovered
No use for Army
No Sergeant York
[Time to abort]
Was crappy
Sergeant York of no use
bad design
(Built on a M48 chassis)
bad design
Bugs were never worked- quite a few!
Had bad tracking
ECM lacking
The Army wanted it
To shoot helos down
Twin 40s were deadly
Radar couldn’t track the targets down
[The traverse was too slow anyhow]
Sergeant York of no use
bad design
For time
A bad move
A bad move
A bad move
Made falsified reports
Was discovered
No use for Army
No Sergeant York
[Time to abort]
Was crappy
Sergeant York of no use
bad design
(Built on a M48 chassis)
http://www.military-today.com/artillery/m247_sergeant_york.jpg
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