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Song Parodies -> "Pterodactyl Use"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Pterodactyl Use"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Pakistani Govt. and military are tired of the US Predator intrusions over its NW border and have been seeking to develop its own UCAVs but have failed b/c their drones are too light to carry the ordnance and they do not have the tech for the missiles, sensors, and targeting system. So, they have turned to China, begging for the CH-3 and 4 as well as the Chinese Predator knock-off- the Pterodactyl. So far, the Chinese are not willing to export their UCAVs but like to show them off at miltech displays each year!!! Pakistan claims that with Predators THEY could patrol the NW tribal areas for terrorists... which is nonsense as they are a terror-supporting nation.
Pterodactyl use
Paki whine
Requests for US drones refused
Tech secrets kept
Pakistan upset
The Pakis can’t stand it
Tribal killing grounds
US drones fly daily
Hit villages- Hellfires rainin’ down
[In the skies are heard the droning sounds]
Pterodactyl use
Paki whine
Chinese bind
Bird they choose
Bird they choose
Bird they choose
Along with CH-4
And they don’t care
‘bout supremacy
Strikes they deplore
[Cries of “No more!”]
Futility
Pterodactyl use
Paki whine
(China is still testing)
Paki whine
Requests for US drones refused
Tech secrets kept
Pakistan upset
The Pakis can’t stand it
Tribal killing grounds
US drones fly daily
Hit villages- Hellfires rainin’ down
[In the skies are heard the droning sounds]
Pterodactyl use
Paki whine
Chinese bind
Bird they choose
Bird they choose
Bird they choose
Along with CH-4
And they don’t care
‘bout supremacy
Strikes they deplore
[Cries of “No more!”]
Futility
Pterodactyl use
Paki whine
(China is still testing)
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