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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Old Tennis Shoes"
Original Song Title:
"I Put A Spell On You"
Original Performer:
Screaming Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Dirty Old Tennis Shoes"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
Dirty old tennis shoes
Mortal soles
I just had to stop wearing them
I can't wear 'em
No, I can't wear 'em
Hurt my feet when I stand
Ain't runnin' around
You know they smell badly
I can't stand 'em so I threw 'em out
Dirty old tennis shoes
They once were mine
Were mine
I threw 'em
I threw 'em
I threw 'em
I threw 'em in the trash
I bought some more
I bought a new pair
I wore them home
I put 'em on my feet
Because they're mine
Mortal soles
I just had to stop wearing them
I can't wear 'em
No, I can't wear 'em
Hurt my feet when I stand
Ain't runnin' around
You know they smell badly
I can't stand 'em so I threw 'em out
Dirty old tennis shoes
They once were mine
Were mine
I threw 'em
I threw 'em
I threw 'em
I threw 'em in the trash
I bought some more
I bought a new pair
I wore them home
I put 'em on my feet
Because they're mine
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The "shoe" must go on! ;-D OK, so that one was bad, but your parody is great, nice to see that you're still under the "spell" ;-) 555! :-)
I wrote this on Sunday afternoon. Then I stepped outside and saw a pair of old Nikes sitting by a fence. I figured that must be some kind of "sign".
You must expel that shoe.
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