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Song Parodies -> "Gertrud Scholtz-Klink"
Original Song Title:
"I Put A Spell On You"
Original Performer:
Screaming Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Gertrud Scholtz-Klink"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
The other day I saw a photo of Reichsfrauenführerin Gertrud Scholtz-Klink, the Nazi official in charge of women's affairs. She held a high post in the Third Reich, but by all accounts, she was ignored by most of the male members of the hierarchy. Her job was to convince German women that their task was to stay at home, take care of their menfolk, and raise children, lots of children. She thought that politics was a most un-womanlike activity and that it debased women to get involved in such matters. Typical hypocrite. She was captured by the French and served time in prison. She later wrote a book upholding her anti-feminist and pro-Nazi views. Gertrud Scholtz-Klink died in 1999. The most remarkable thing I first noticed about her was a strong facial resemblance to a certain Hillary Rodham Clinton, whose political views could not be more divergent. No comment intended here, but look up Scholtz-Klink and hold your hand over her hair.
She was Gertrud Scholtz-Klink
Nazi gal
In charge of what women could do
True Nazi gal
She was Hitler's pal
Reichsfrauenführerin
A woman's first job
Take care of her "daddy"
Stayed away from the feminist mob
I saw her photograph
Hillary C?
Look! See!
Make babies
Make babies
Make babies
Cannon fodder for Reich
Your true calling
Don't care what you like
Just raise those tykes
French caught her
Dyed in wool Nazi bitch
The day she died
Nazi gal
In charge of what women could do
True Nazi gal
She was Hitler's pal
Reichsfrauenführerin
A woman's first job
Take care of her "daddy"
Stayed away from the feminist mob
I saw her photograph
Hillary C?
Look! See!
Make babies
Make babies
Make babies
Cannon fodder for Reich
Your true calling
Don't care what you like
Just raise those tykes
French caught her
Dyed in wool Nazi bitch
The day she died
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Wonderful job Patrick, 555!!!
Her pic: http://germanhistorydocs.ghi-dc.org/images/highres_30000579%20copy.jpg
In 1934, Gertrud Scholtz-Klink (1902-1999) (center, in white dress) took over the leadership of all National Socialist women's organizations. These included the National Socialist Women's League [NS-Frauenschaft or NSF] of the NSDAP, the German Women’s Enterprise [Deutsches Frauenwerk or DFW], an umbrella organization for women's associations, and the women's office of the German Labor Front. As Reich Women's Leader, it was her duty to train all German women in accordance with National Socialist ideology. Above all, this meant convincing them of the importance of their role as housewives and mothers and preparing them for it. Scholtz-Klink, who had five children of her own and 6 step-children, pursued this goal through a range of projects and propaganda initiatives. For example, by the spring of 1939 about 1.7 million German women had participated in courses offered by the DFW's Reich Mothers' Service. These courses provided instruction in household management, child rearing, and racial hygiene. Although Scholtz-Klink occupied all of the highest Nazi women's offices at the same time, neither she nor her organizations had any political influence within the regime. According to the National Socialist worldview, politics and power were reserved for men. Photo by Liselotte Purper (Orgel-Köhne).
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