I tried to get this up once before. For some reason it did not take. This parody contains a three-letter word which was in universal use to designate a people with whom the United States was at war in the 1940's. It is not considered polite or politically correct today, but was the historical term found in every newspaper, movie, and public address at that time. It is used here in that context. Japanese scientists in the 1920's were pioneers in the study of high altitude wind currents, today known as the jet stream. In WWII the military launched several thousand hydrogen filled balloons into the upper atmosphere. They carried incendiary bombs with the intention of starting forest fires in the Pacific Northwest. A few were shot down by planes or anti-aircraft guns. Fragments of the balloons were found as far east as Michigan. The government hushed up the story to prevent the Japanese from knowing any of the balloons had reached North America. A family on a Sunday picnic in Oregon found one of the bombs which detonated, killing six people. They were the only fatalities of WWII on U.S. soil. There is always the possibility that parts of the balloons or their explosives may still be found in remote areas.