I am going to Kansas City
To Kansas City, I will soon be there
If you're going to Kansas City
You're gonna meet some crazy women there

I will be standing on the corner
On the corner of Twelfth Street and Vine
On the streets of Kansas City
Crazy women who drink a lot of wine

Amtrak 'cross the nation
Into Union Station
Wheels are in motion

I might choose aviation
Or biped transportation
Feet are in motion
Two feet in motion

For those who come to Kansas City
They have a crazy way of lovin' there
Get you some in Kansas City
Little women with a lot to share

If you come to Kansas City
All year round, will be a love-in there