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Song Parodies -> "Doobi Crew (We Need You)"

Original Song Title:

"Scooby Doo (Where Are You?)"

Original Performer:

Scooby Doo TV Show

Parody Song Title:

"Doobi Crew (We Need You)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Israeli IDF CAT D9R Doobi (Teddy Bear) is a massive armored bulldozer that is used to clear the path for IDF AFVs, build berms for tanks, smash through structures and walls to combat enemies, and is almost invincible to small arms fire, RPGs, bombs, IEDs, and even belly AT weapons with 1 ton warheads!!! It can sweep IEDs aside or detonate them with total immunity and can even rescue a stranded Merkava tank (up to 68 tons) when a recovery vehicle is not around. The armored dozer project started in the 1950s and with each successive model used in every Arab-Israeli war, the Intifahdas, and the Lebanon wars... they bulked up adding bulletproof glass to the tower and 15 tons of modular armor to the structure. The Palis fear what they call "Black Thunder" as the Doobis have been used to destroy Pali suicide bomber housing, Pali structures concealing tunnels, and Pali strongholds. It is one fearsome machine (see below)...
Doobi, Doobi, move, with your crew
We’ve got some earth to move now
Doobi, Doobi, move,
troops need help from your big scoop-wow!

C’mon Doobi break on through
“Black Thunder” that brings terror
Destroyin’ IEDs and belly ATs
Nothing can touch your armor

You know we’ve got a job to do
So Doobi move, get ready to attack
Don’t hold back
D9 Doobi crews
When you break through,
bombers gonna get a Doobi smack

Crush them flat!
With your tracks!

Doobi, Doobi, move, with your crew
Structures fall when you are rollin’
IDF can count on you, Doobi crews
Prevent Palis from killin’!!!

[Their Pali blood that you keep spillin']

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