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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

I’d apply it in the showers
Absorb its hair growth powers
Then rinse it down the drain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my new hair was a-hatchin’
If I only had Rogaine

I’d be glad for just a little
On this bare patch in the middle
Don’t need no furry mane

With your bald spot a-shrinkin’
You could have that afro kinkin’
If you only had Rogaine

Oh, I would say goodbye
To this hat that I’ve wore
I would never have to pay a two-bit whore
‘Cause with the chicks — I’d always score

I would not be all hangdoggin’
My bald and shiny noggin’
My face all flushed with shame
I would be much more hairy
And this dumb hat I could bury
If I only had Rogaine
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
clever and well paced
Timmy1000 - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
That's the way I remembered Wizard of OZ - nicely done.
UnKnownVotrixie - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Love this, Sir !
Ann Hammond - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I like
Christie Marie M - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been seeing lots and lots of great parodies lately! This blew me away. Very catchy and chipper. This song makes you want to sing and dance (this is especially a happy tune for men with alopecia, or hair loss)! Bye bye, alopecia, hello to a full head of hair! Take unanimous 5's, Dr. Clozoff!!
Deja Vu - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job...but so was this:
Tim Hall - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment

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