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Song Parodies -> "If Only I Was Gay"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
Original Performer:
Scarecrow
Parody Song Title:
"If Only I Was Gay"
Parody Written by:
DT
The Lyrics
This here is a story of the average Joe going through a bit of experimentation...
I could dress up like Madonna
Just to mow my lawn-a
And everyone would say,
"He must be a homosexual
Wearin' bra's made of eggshells"
If only I was gay
As a football player,
I couldnt get much gayer
Slappin' butts all night and day
Underneath all my gear,
I'd wear panties red and sheer
If only I was gay!
Oh IIIIIIIIIII!
Am really tired!
Of having to be real manly
If only the rest of the world can see,
I dress in drag,
And sing off-key!
I would not be just another
Homophobic brother
Who just cant get laid,
I would dance and be merry
Makin' out with Matthew Perry
If only I was gay!
Just to mow my lawn-a
And everyone would say,
"He must be a homosexual
Wearin' bra's made of eggshells"
If only I was gay
As a football player,
I couldnt get much gayer
Slappin' butts all night and day
Underneath all my gear,
I'd wear panties red and sheer
If only I was gay!
Oh IIIIIIIIIII!
Am really tired!
Of having to be real manly
If only the rest of the world can see,
I dress in drag,
And sing off-key!
I would not be just another
Homophobic brother
Who just cant get laid,
I would dance and be merry
Makin' out with Matthew Perry
If only I was gay!
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Clever lines, very well done..fives
thats real funny... i wanna hear it :-) Andy :D
That rawks babe and so do you! loved it :) *hugs*
Thank you thank you thank you!
555, is funny.
:D HAHAHAHA!!!! that is the gayest ever! thx for sharing :D good tune too.. cant help but sing it out loud :P
WOW! I like it!!! Hahahaha I laughed my "butt" off when I heard it! So creative. Keep writing, you should be a song writer! Peanuts are salty. So are cashews. I prefer cashews. I like much it salt. So many. Crush.
5-5-5 HANDS DOWN! You should win a songwriting award and co-write Mariah Carey singles! OHHH YOUR WRITING MAKES ME HORNY! 5amsa 5amsa 5amsa!!!
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