-> "Runaway Store"
Original Song Title:
"Runaway Train"
Original Performer:
Sarah Jarosz
Parody Song Title:
"Runaway Store"
The Lyrics
No lazy river, no GW drive
No looking in a Sam's Club day
2XL sizin', 2XL buyin'
No common sense of sizin'
Ever since you saw me, you've been making up 2XL
You've got a heart like a runaway store
Lookin' down the clothing side
Burnin' like a clothing that you can't contain
Hummin' like the 2XL
Headed off the store, and you're comin' in fast
You're 'bout to hit me like a store again
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store
No drug-store shops, no cheap managers
Stuff I'd only look to buy
Buyers sailing, our shirts lookin
We're roller coaster ridin'
Sayin' all the clothes that we shouldn't say
But I gotta say
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store
Screamin' down the Walmart store
Burnin' like a time you can make your mom
Hummin' like the 2XL
Headed off the stores, and you're comin' in fast
You're 'bout to buy me like a faster time
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store, mm
Runaway
Runaway
Runaway
Runaway
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store
Screamin' down the Walmart store
Burnin' like a sizer that you can't contain
Hummin' like the 2XL
Headed off the shops, and you're comin' in fast
You're 'bout to hit me like a shopping mall
Boy, you've got a heart like a runaway store
Like a runaway store
Like a runaway store
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