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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Hairy Tribble Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Santa's speechwriter
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Hairy Tribble Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Steven Cavanagh
The Lyrics
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Have yourself a hairy Tribble Christmas
Watch them multiply.
They're so cute
and furry, you just can't deny.
Have yourself a hairy Tribble Christmas
Once they're colour sprayed,
you can find
a million ways to decorate!
You can hang them for all to see
On the Christmas tree, or door.
Nail them up, they're so versatile
you just wait a while, there's more.
Make a beard
by sticking some together,
more for Santa's brow.
You can make them light up like this- don't ask how!
So have yourself a hairy Tribble Christmas now
Watch them multiply.
They're so cute
and furry, you just can't deny.
Have yourself a hairy Tribble Christmas
Once they're colour sprayed,
you can find
a million ways to decorate!
You can hang them for all to see
On the Christmas tree, or door.
Nail them up, they're so versatile
you just wait a while, there's more.
Make a beard
by sticking some together,
more for Santa's brow.
You can make them light up like this- don't ask how!
So have yourself a hairy Tribble Christmas now
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Hehehe! :)
"The trouble with tribbles" was always my favourite ST episode :-)
What Phil said + I'd really liked it when "Enterprise" tossed a reference to that eppy by letting Dr Phlox have a couple of them in sickbay in one eppy.
Great pacing/rhymes, original crossover subject, cute imagery. Ahead warp 5-5-5!
"Make a beard by sticking them together"...LOL!! A nice bit of yuletide silliness, Steven...555
To have tribbles in one's house during the holidays, or any other time, is highly illogical. But funny. As long as it's not YOUR house!
Christmas aboard Space Station K-7 and Shermins Planet just keep a eye on your Quadro Tricacilie or Your Wheat and Cyrono Jones
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