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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Worst-nose Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red-nose Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Santa
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph The Worst-nose Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Fitu Petaia
The Lyrics
Rudolph the worst nose Reindeer
Didn't bring nothing for me
All he cared was his buddie santa
And had a gas problem now
Rudolph had forgotten all about was Santa
All he gave him was ladies make up products
But Santa looked a lot like WHITNEY HOUSTON
His friends got was action figures and cell-phone
All He was thinking of was reindeer girls
Santa replied Oh-crap oh brother of Nazereth
As he fell of his couch and slipped into ice-cream
Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
I told to bring me some good Stevie albums
But he told me that Santa fell in the icy snow
He also told me that Rudolph's butt was hurting
Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
The kids made fun of him in elementary
Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
He threw snow at the elementary teacher
(Very superstion and very happy xmas)
Didn't bring nothing for me
All he cared was his buddie santa
And had a gas problem now
Rudolph had forgotten all about was Santa
All he gave him was ladies make up products
But Santa looked a lot like WHITNEY HOUSTON
His friends got was action figures and cell-phone
All He was thinking of was reindeer girls
Santa replied Oh-crap oh brother of Nazereth
As he fell of his couch and slipped into ice-cream
Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
I told to bring me some good Stevie albums
But he told me that Santa fell in the icy snow
He also told me that Rudolph's butt was hurting
Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
The kids made fun of him in elementary
Rudolph the worst nose reindeer
He threw snow at the elementary teacher
(Very superstion and very happy xmas)
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That's Because I Kept Getting Nose Bleeds.
WTF? The pacing is way off, the lines don't rhyme and the lyrics make no sense at all. Am I missing something?
Holt cow! Are you insane? This is like the worst parody in the world it makes no sense at all!
hey, are you guy that writes the instruction booklets for imported Korean buil-it-yourself barbecue kits???
It would be hard to mess-up one of the most parodied Christmas songs in history. And Fatu, you did the impossible. Messed it up and look like a fool doing it. Absolutely dreadful.
First time I ever give binary code to anyone. No pace, no rhyming, not even funny. Back to old drawing board, Fitu. Please re-think your rhymes and try to get the pace right. The syllablic pacing is 7-7-7-7 on main and 7-5-7-7 on the coda.
Amusing in its stream of consciousness way, but definitely not a good parody.
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