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Song Parodies -> "The Little Bummer Boy"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:

Santa

Parody Song Title:

"The Little Bummer Boy"

Parody Written by:

Traditional

The Lyrics

One in a long series of anti-Christmas songs
Went to cruise downtown
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
Was lots of gunfire there
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
I took my Uzi down
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
Let off another round
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
Rat-tat-tat-tat
Rat-tat-tat-tat
I had to reload
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
And that's when they come

Took pots shots at me
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
I lost a good kidney
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
But I got them right back
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
Now they're not dealing crack
Rat-tat-tat-tat
Rat-tat-tat-tat
Now I'm laying low
A-rat-tat-tat-tat
Down with the scum
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Rick Duncan - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I may be inventive, but I'm a typo king. Can anybody tell me how to correct "Traditional" and put my name back in there? How do we fix it when we screw up on this site?
Phil Alexander - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
You ask Chucky nicely - every so often he'll stick a message on the noticeboard to see if anyone's got any corrections they want made to their parodies.
Rick D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Or I'll wait a few months, rewrite a few line, repost, and see if anyone notices. Thanks.
anon - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I know...you can resubmit this one with your name in the "parody author" field...however, "Traditional" goes in the "original performer" field; i don't know where you get "Santa" from. >roll eyes<

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